Brilliant comic from Tom Gauld on grammatical voices for use in scientific writing | New Scientist:
ACTIVE VOICE e. g. Our team collected samples and then we tested them.
PASSIVE VOICE e.g. Samples were collected and tested.
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE VOICE e. g. We did all the collecting and testing. No need to thank us. Just doing our job.
CLICKBAIT VOICE e.g. We collected some samples... You won't believe what happened next!
HAIKU VOICE e. g. Quiet science lab. Workers arrive with samples. The testing begins.
CONSPIRACY VOICE e.g. Mysterious "samples" were harvested and covertly "tested" by so-called scientists.