LOL: "unshackled himself from the chains of entry-level intelligence and basic human decency" :
That wasn’t Tamaki’s first scientific breakthrough. In 2016, he unshackled himself from the chains of entry-level intelligence and basic human decency to use deep thought and geophysics in deducing that the Canterbury earthquake was a consequence of homosexuality.
Brian Tamaki, disruptive force and super-genius | The Spinoff:

I so wish that we, as homosexuals, had the power that our haters fear we secretly harbour; the power to cause floods, earthquakes, pestilence. On second thought, maybe we do have superpowers that we need to re-awaken and speak out against this sort of ridiculousness.

@velocykel Yes indeed. My lesbian superpowers seem to run to not sleeping as well as I'd like to and, well, that's about it.