Hah hah — love it!

Three stick figures are discussing why Doug can't make it to brunch because a tunnel is blocked by a truck that dumped a large amount of onions, followed by a humorous note about the schwa being the most common vowel sound in English and avoiding other vowel sounds by sticking to certain conversation topics.

Note: the title attribute reads: Doug's cousin, the one from London, runs a Bumble love cult.