Over several sessions I watched Jupiter Ascending (2 hours). It’s about a woman, set in space. It’s massively overblown, weird, creative. Chases, explosions etc. Not terrible. Jupiter sure ascends a lot: ladders, pillars, whatever… Fave subtitle: “both continue screaming”.

Juipter, dressed in wedding garb, walks towards her marriage.Jupiter in wedding garb, subtitle: Oh! Holy crap!